June 2013
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Love this.
yall are just like nematodes
MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day and I got bored and did some search...
Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide
Then
Now-
Ned Bigby
Cookie
Jennifer aka Moze
Loomer
Coconut Head
Gordo from lizzie mcguire
Larry
Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban
Zack
Cody
The Twins
Wizards of Waverly place- Justin
(OMFG!!)
Max
Zoey 101- Dena
Dustin
Lola
Chase
James
Quinn-
Cory in the house- Cory
Sophie
Newt
That’s so Raven- Chelsea
Smart Guy- Tj
Marcus
Hannah Montana- Miley
Oliver
Boy meets world- Cory
Topenga-
Shawn-
Drake and Josh- Josh
HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG
WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY
IS THAT WHY YOU HUG US
BITCH IT MIGHT BE
THIS IS WHY I LOVE HUGGING GIRLS
Vitas Servandas: Realization →
rickuhh.tumblr.com
There are many things i’ve realized this year… biggest thing is that growing up fucking sucks.
Games aren’t fun anymore… you realize people are going to disappear in your life. I can’t eat as much anymore without gaining a shit ton of weight. You become totally different when you see that people…
my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
Roman in D: Roman Reloaded
Nicki Minaj
i hope everything on the planet gets destroyed and only this is left for other species to find the only artifact of what humans left behind
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when i was like 6 years old i thought that the rule in chinese restaurants was you had to eat everything with chopsticks and i mean everything so it came to dessert and i got some ice cream and started eating it with chopsticks and all these asian people were staring at me with jaws dropped and when i’d finished i got a fucking round of applause i shit you not
look at the stars
look how they shine for you
May 2013
things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:
- “what the fuck is a eucalyptus”
- “this smells like my grandma”
- “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
- “this is bullshit i’m going home”
in 7th grade i was sitting in math class and i got a random boner so ya know i tried to hide it with my hands and stuff but my teacher thought i was texting in class so she came over to me and reached into my lap for my phone which actually wasn’t there and she touched my boner and then just walked away
i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me
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